i could listen to most irish people talking for hours on end
i mean not at the same time or anything that would be terrifying but you know
[voices of 3 million irish people]
T O P O T H E M O R N I N’ T O Y A
Of course “Mary Watson” was good enough for her, John.
THAT’S WHAT SHE WAS AFTER THE WHOLE TIME!
She could’ve chosen any name in the world, but she chose Mary Elizabeth Morstan. Then she married a man with the last name Watson.
I SEE THROUGH YOUR LITTLE SCHEME, MARY.
Because I noticed the thing Sherlock overlooked because he was too focused on the “liar” deduction.
Mary is a cat lover.
And now her initials are “MEW.”
This is my favorite cracktheory of the day.This isn’t a crack theory this is obviously her intent
Lindsay Lohan switches to the other side of the street when Tyler Oakley sneaks up on her
Haven’t you ever heard there’s no ‘I’ in team?
Yeah, but there is a ‘me’.
The most important line in the whole damn song. MESSAGE.
The only historically accurate line in the whole film.
whats the difference between outlaws and inlaws
outlaws are wanted
come on reblog this my grandma told me this joke and was convinced she was going to be famous on tumblr for it
every time my mom and grandma get into an argument my grandma says “excuse me pamela i am famous on the tumbler”
nothing is more satisfying than someone walking right past ur hiding spot in hide and seek
how old are you
"thatkilljoy" living up to the url i see
mother: is it a boy or a girl?
doctor: *puts baby between teeth* it’s a metaphor
I couldn’t get this .gif to work on my phone
The overworked Chinese laborer who made this phone after being kept awake for 46 hours, delirious with sleeplessness and her eyes stinging due to the toxins in the air around her would be rolling on the floor right now.
Mtumbe Ngoube, the 11 year old African girl who is being kept as a slave in the Congo, who spends all hours of the day digging up the minerals necessary to make that phone would be clapping for you right now if she had any arms. The militia cut them off.
THE PHONE WAS ALREADY BROKEN THE PHONE WAS ALREADY BROKEN STOP TRYING TO GUILT TRIP ME ITS NOT EVEN WORKING also how does the slave girl dig with no arms