JACKBARACUMQUAT’S 40K GIVAWAY
oh goodness its giveaway time again.
So we have some extra Macbooks lying around at work and I managed to obtain a couple of them. So I was like “hey lets do another giveaway I guess since I just got back to 40k followers” sound good? I think so.
a 2011 macbook pro that has barely been used
sweet ass keyboard covers
okay so rules and such:
must be following me (jackbaracumquat) because follower giveaways and such. Unfollow me after I don’t care but I will check and see if the winner is following me.
likes and reblogs both count since I know its easier to keep track of things when you like them. More reblogs more chances and whatever.
and I will use a random generator to pick the winner!!!
AND I WILL SHIP WORLDWIDE! (But it may take longer to get it out to you if you live in some place like Guam or something because I feel like thats really expensive)
okay so I will be choosing the winner on November 16th (because I like that day) and winner will be inboxed (SO KEEP YOUR INBOX OPEN BECAUSE IF I CAN’T MESSAGE YOU YOU WON’T GET IT)
And IF I GET A TON OF HATE MAIL LIKE I DID LAST TIME I’ll just shut the whole thing down. Not dealing with that. And I know who sends me the hate so just keep that in mind if you send me hate I will guarantee that you don’t win.
GOOD LUCK. INBOX ME IF YOU HAVE QUESTIONS.
Remus Arthur Potter, you were named after two men who looked out for my safety and cared about my well-being out of altruism and decency rather than because I was a tool for them to use or because I was someone’s son.
Female Robbery AU: Allison and Lydia have been robbing banks and stealing money for years. When the cops finally trace it back to Lydia, she takes the fall leaving Allison no choice but to get her out.
a kanye west convention
I been thinking about this I can’t decide to call it conye or kanye fest
just have two conventions he deserves it
the dialogue in this movie was instrumental in shaping my sense of humor as a child, i swear.
i don’t participate at all in school
i just sit there and look hot
"If you buy your girlfriend flowers, they will wilt. If you but your girlfriend a phone, it will break. Buy your girlfriend a wrench. Nothing will happen to a wrench."
this is painfully russian
Remember that episode of Jimmy Neutron where the ending implied that at least the entire episode if not the whole series was the nightmare of a sentient pizza pie
I TOTALLY FORGOT ABOUT THIS
Finally, eyeshadow for people who aren’t sissy girly babies who pee in their diapers.
dad why dont you love me